JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
this is why I have trust issues
what a beautiful day
I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
LOL… I know he’s awkward and wants to be a gentlemen and all that…
BUT this is freaking hilarious. perfect gif use is perfect.
Idk what I’m even doing but just
Jack doesn’t remember squat about his human life, yet as soon as he hears his little sister’s voice he immediately recognizes it, and all that he knows, his first reaction is that he needs to
he would’ve followed her around the entire world and yOU KNOW IT
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’